I fear for my calender.... clothes drinks emotions length time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I fear for my calender. It's days are numbered.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Why do black and white cows migrate south during a cold winter?... Prev Next article: Why do most dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?... Next