My girlfriend broke up with me and took all my pasta.... Food emotions girlfriend history tasting Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My girlfriend broke up with me and took all my pasta. She left me penne-less.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I had to change dentists, it was tough...... Prev Next article: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick...... Next