Today's featured daily humor:
Upon Tony Bennett's passing Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, Tony Bennett was checked in and issued all the paraphernalia and swag that Angels get. After check and orientation was complete, he asked if for just a small time go back down to earth to say goodbye to the restauranteur, and old friend Samuel Frank. After all, he had started his career singing and waiting tables there. ... He was allowed, but must be back in two hours, and not to leave any of the new issued angel equipment. He went down, and upon arrival, he found that his friend had converted the restaurant into a dance club. They chatted away and time flew by quickly. At the last minute, he hurriedly said his last goodbye and rushed out and back to heaven. Upon arrival, St.Peter took inventory and asked where the harp was. To which he replied... I left my harp In Sam Frank's disco.