I've been stealing from the local crematorium.... crime excrement funeral job money Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I've been stealing from the local crematorium. I urn $100 a week doing that.Click for another laugh! Previous article: The director of the movie wouldn't give me a script but he surprised me with a role in his movie.... Prev Next article: My kids got their good looks from me.... Next