Today's featured daily humor:
There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a boat. One whale turned to the other and said, "Hey, I have a hilarious idea! Let's swim under the boat and tip it over!" The second whale chuckled and replied, "Haha, sounds like a whale of a good time! Let's do it!" So, they swam under the boat, had a blast tipping it over, and swam back down, laughing like crazy. The first whale, now feeling mischievous, suggested, "You know what would be even funnier? Let's swim back up while the fishermen are in the water and give them a surprise feast!" The second whale and said, "Hmm, tempting, but I'll pass. I'm all for the occasional blow job, but I never swallow the seamen"