Today's featured daily humor:
Long joke A guy gets drunk watching a ball game and passes out on the couch. A couple hours later he wakes up to a pounding on his front door. He stumbles his way over and opens the door to see a giant cockroach. It punches him and knocks him out cold. Next morning he wakes up and decides he needs to stop drinking because it's causing hallucinations. He goes a few years go by and he thinks he's doing pretty well, and rewards himself with a six pack. It turns into a 12 pack and he ends up passing out on his couch again. Wakes up to a pounding on his door. Opens it up and there's the cockroach again. BAM! Knocks him out cold. He wakes up the next morning and holding his face and realizes his jaw is broken. At the hospital doctor looks at him and says, "Yep, your jaw is indeed broken. What happened?" Guy tells his story and the doctor says "Oh, yeah there's a nasty bug going around."