Today's featured daily humor:
Alcohol & Religion A man is stood outside a bar when a nun approaches him angrily. She screams "DO NOT ENTER THAT DEN OF INIQUITY!" She continues "WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER SAY?" Confused Man: "My mother and father are dead" Nun: "THE ALCOHOL,,, IT ROTS YOUR BRAIN!!!" Man: "How would you know? I bet you've never even tried alcohol" Nun: "Well, no, I haven't" Man: "Well then how can you say it's bad if you haven't tried it?! I'll tell you what ... I will buy you some alcohol from this pub, and if you don't like it, then I will NEVER drink again" Nun: "That sounds fair ... but what does a lady drink?" Man: "Ladies drink gin" Nun: "Ok, but I don't want people seeing a nun drinking. So could I have it in a paper cup?" So the man walks into the bar, walks up to the barman and says "Could I have a Guiness, and a double gin in a paper cup?" And the barman says "THAT BLOODY NUNS BACK!"