Today's featured daily humor:
Once a guy found out his wife is cheating on him. So he hired the best hitman in the world, who charged $5000 for a bullet. The young man told the hitman "I want you to shoot my wife in the head and the guy in the dick!" After a bit of preparation, the hitman aimed his gun to the the victim's apartment. The guy who hired the hitman pulled $10000 out of his wallet. The hitman pulled the trigger and after a couple of seconds he said "It was a pleasure working with you, that will be only $5000.