Today's featured daily humor:
Today I met some of Bruce Lee's Fam. Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother Brocco Lee. I met a few of his cousins too. The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee. The one who's always there last minute, Sudden Lee. The one who doesn't understand metaphors, Literal Lee. The one who's always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee. The one who's so sure of himself, Definite Lee. The one you can always predict, Usual Lee. The one who's always smiling, Happy Lee. The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee. The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee. In short, I met the whole fam o' Lee.