Today's featured daily humor:
"A recent discovery has found that Vultures not only understand the human tongue, but they also sing lullabies to their young using human songs!" This was noticed when a local scientist overheard a familiar Kansas song being sung in the trees, and, according to him: "I was very surprised to hear such a familiar tune while doing the normal checks on the family, although... I think they must not understand English too good" he was telling our reporter "It's good to know they love the classic, but someone needs to tell them that it is "Carry on my wayward son" *not* "Carrions my favorite one".