Today's featured daily humor:
Quasimodo was planning on retiring Quasimodo was planning on retiring as the Notre Dame bell-ringer, so placed an add for his replacement. On the first day an applicant climbed to the top of the tower for an interview. Quasimodo said "Show me your technique." The applicant stepped back, faced the largest bell, and ran face first into it. He was so disoriented by the impact and bell ringing that he fell to his death from the high tower. Quasimodo climbed down to the street where a crowed had gathered around the unfortunate soul. Folks ask him if he know who it was. All Quasimodo could say was, "I don't know who he is, but his face sure rings a bell."