Today's featured daily humor:
Potatoes on the road (a true story) I was driving down the interstate with my wife a couple days ago. There must have been a small spill from a produce truck or something, because there were several bags of purple potatoes on the side of the road, with a few taters rolling into the road and getting mashed (ha, but not the joke). So I turn to my wife and say "I always get stuck in traffic yams." ... ... She... was not impressed.