Today's featured daily humor:
My dad is still in peak dad mode even while recovering from the effects of anesthesia My dad had back surgery today so I was hanging out with him in his recovery room and the pharmacy technician stopped by to drop off his prescription. My dad owed a couple bucks and some change for the meds so he handed the tech some cash and I said "hang on, I think I have some change". I give the tech the coins, the tech gives me my change of a couple pennies back and without missing a beat my dad gently roasts me with... "Look at that, you finally have some cents!"