Today's featured daily humor:
3 nuns die and go to heaven St. Peter tells them that they are worthy to enter heaven but must first answer a trivia question to get in. The first nun walks up and St. Peter says "who was the first man on Earth?" The nun replies "Adam". Suddenly bells and whistles go off, confetti streams downs, applause are heard and the gates of heaven open for the nun to enter. The second nun walks up and St. Peter says "who was the first woman on Earth?" The nun replies "Eve". Suddenly bells and whistles go off, confetti streams downs, applause are heard and the gates of heaven open for the nun to enter. The third nun walks up and St. Peter says "what were the first words Eve said to Adam?" The nun just looks confused, thinks back to the beginning of Genesis, can't think of any discussions between them and says to Peter "man, that's really hard." Suddenly bells and whistles go off, confetti streams downs....