I identify as paper...... excrement fighting gender seeing writing Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I identify as paper My pronouns are cut, ripped, and shreddedClick for another laugh! Previous article: My teenage daughter chose to have regular instead of electric candles on her birthday cake.... Prev Next article: I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.... Next