Today's featured daily humor:
John was at the grocery store buying beer for poker night with his buddies When he is in the frozen food section a voluptuous redhead approaches him and says: "Excuse me, I think you are the father of one of my kids" John replied: "ohhh, we're you that redhead that I banged in the bathroom at Shannon's a couple of years back?, you certainly look good" The redhead replied: "No sir..., I'm a kindergartner teacher and I teach Timmy, your 5 year old son..."