Today's featured daily humor:
True story: My sisters were arguing about whether something was bare or naked Sister 1: You could have a naked face. Sister 2: It'd be bare, and a bare face would be if you were bald with no eyebrows, no eyelashes, no hair or anything. Me: No, no, no, you guys have it wrong. A bare face would have two ears on the top of it's head, dark black eyes, covered in short fur, (pause), a bit of a snout with a black nose (pause), sharp teeth... They didn't get it.