Today's featured daily humor:
Dadjoke, radjoke. A man obsessed with trains steal a train and crashes it, killing dozens. He is caught and after trial, sentenced to death. For his last meal, he asks for a single banana. He is given the banana, eats it, and is brought to the electric chair. The switch is pulled, but he is uneffected. As such, he is released. Being obsessed with trains, he repeats his crime with similar results. He is again caught, sentenced to death. For his last meal, he again requests a single banana. Again he consumes it, is brought to the chair, and again is uneffected. Again, he must be released. For a 3rd time, he steals a train, kills many people after crashing the train. He is caught, sentenced to death. When he asks for a banana for his final meal, the guards say no way, they know his tricks. He is served steak, potatoes, and a dessert of chocolate cake. He eats the meal, and is brought to the chair. They flip the switch, yet he is uneffected.