Today's featured daily humor:
In my freshman year of college... I lived in a dorm with other students. The guys were on the top floor and the girls were on the bottom floor. Unfortunately, the dorms were quite run down, and some mice began to infiltrate the girls' rooms. The girls set up traps to catch the mice, but they were not keen on throwing out the captured mice. I had no issues with doing this, so I threw out all of their mice. Three years later in my senior year of college, I saw one of those girls on a dating app. On her profile, she mentioned that in her freshman dorm, she caught eight mice. I liked her profile and commented: "Oh yeah, and I threw them out!" In the end, she never matched with me on the app. Moral of the story: >!Mice guys finish last.!<