Today's featured daily humor:
A friend guilt-tripped me into spending the Saturday helping out with various tasks on his property, even though I'd prefer to relax after a demanding week. While chopping wood, I got careless with the axe and dented his car. My friend suspected that since I was clearly annoyed with him, I'd dented the car on purpose. But in my opinion, it should be obvious to everyone that it was an axy-dent.