Today's featured daily humor:
There were 3 men talking about their morning problems The first man says, I wake up at 7 and it takes me about 20 minutes to start peeing. The second guy says, well, I wake up at 8, and I sit on the toilet for about 45 minutes before I start pooping. The third guy says, well, I pee exactly at 7, and poop exactly at 8. They ask him, so, what's the problem? He replies, I wake up at 9