Today's featured daily humor:
What do you cwll a white guy who fell down some stairs? Cracker, because it's the sounds his bones made. Just a joke bro, don't be saltine about it. He was a goner when I got downstairs so I put him in a garbage bin. So I changed his name to White Trash. What do you call an epidemic of White guys falling down buildings? White Downward Mobility! But given the typical White boy responses to their things, I better stay away from high schools. Those kinds of dudes belong incels! I wanted to repost because I was getting downvoted someplace else in this community. I can't help it, I love jokes about racism in a period of increasing attacks on Asian Americans. And these are great dad jokes that fit in with this community's standards. These are great dad jokes! Besides, I also tell my kids jokes that are "kind of" racist. But it's okay because it has a pun. And when the snowflakes complain I'll l just tell them that "it's just a joke bro, l mean I'm Asian and I find those jokes funny!"