Today's featured daily humor:
His first night in prison. Naturally he's scared. till he hears a voice from down the cell block. It says "14" and the whole block cracks up. Then someone shouts "99"and the whole block is cracking up again. So he shakes on his bunk mates top bunk and asks: hey what's that going on out there? He says we've all been in here so long we've got the jokes memorized so all someone has to do is say a number then we get it. He asks cellmate "can I give it a try?" Cell mate says: "sure." He shouts out "33!" And suddenly the whole place goes silent. Nervously he turns to cell mate and asks what happened?"cell make looks down at him and says: "it's all in the delivery."