Today's featured daily humor:
Johnny's therapy session Johnny is a lonely man who has a condition where he is perpetually horny. He never really managed to blend in society. One day he decided to go for therapy. After assessing Johnny's condition, the therapist said: "Alright Johnny, I think what's pretty clear is that you need a community to have a sense of belonging." Johnny replied: "Sounds good, doc. Just one thing - who's 'Nitty' and how do I find her so I can cum on her?" The therapist responded: "That's not what I meant Johnny. You really need to try to regulate your hormones. It's not healthy." Johnny grinned and said: "See, I can't help it if my whore moans, doc. I'm just that good." After pausing for a moment, the therapist replied: "Again, that's not what I meant. Okay, I think it would do you some good to take your mind off things and go on a holiday, maybe a trip to Philadelphia. That will help you to relax and realise there's more to life than just sex, you know?" Johnny replied: "I think you really understand me, doc. I'm already getting excited at the prospects of feeling Adelphia's body. Other than Nitty, it'd be nice if you could link me up to Adelphia." Getting visibly frustrated, the therapist said: "It really doesn't seem like you're taking this seriously, Johnny. I can't help you if you don't want to be helped." Johnny replied: "Nah I think you know best, doc. And I came here to learn from the best. After all, you're the rapist!"