Today's featured daily humor:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods A small tree begins to grow between them, and a squirrel says to another "is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The other squirrel says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The first squirrel says, "woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "I can tell you that small tree is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the finest piece of ash I have ever had the pleasure of sticking my pecker into."