Today's featured daily humor:
There's two brother race horses. The older one always gets first place and is known for it. The younger brother, usually right behind him. They are good friends. One day, on a warm but cloudy afternoon, they race. The oldest brother is in the lead as usual. All of a sudden, the younger brother horse catches up. They're neck and neck. The younger brother wins. He says "wow! This feels amazing! Now I finally know what it's like!" The next day, same thing. The younger brother beats the older brother. And this goes on for about the next 10 races They have. One day, the older brother is eating some hay, when he overhears the track owner talking, and saying that if the older brother doesn't win the next race, they're gonna retire him and turn him into glue. The older brother is terrified. When he sees his brother again, he talks to him. "Hey man, I if I don't win the next race, they're gonna turn me into glue. Do you think you could let me win a couple?" The younger brother is completely understanding. "Yea of course! I'll let you win the next race." The race comes. The oldest brother takes off and the younger stays close behind. Older brother horse has his eyes on the finish line. He hears the crowd roaring. His mind is flooded with excitement. He's getting nearer to the finish line. And at the last second, the youngest brother SHOOTS past him, crossing the finish line. The brothers meet up "What the heck was that!? You said you would let me win!?" Younger brother explains "man I'm sorry I just got caught up in the moment and the adrenaline got the better of me, I'm sorry" The racetrack owner decides to give his once famous horse one last shot. Older brother says "hey, you gotta let me win this one or I'm gonna get turned into glue!" Younger brother promises he will let him win. The race comes. Older brother *shoots* out of the gate. Hes running with all his might. He can taste blood in his throat. He looks back and his younger brother is far behind. He approaches the finish line. As if out of nowhere, the younger brother *quantum leaps* to the front of the pack (herd? Whatever that's not important). He takes 1st place by a landslide. The older brother gets sent to the glue factory. He walks in and there's some farmer-looking dude in the main room. He says "wait here for a bit boy" With not much else of a choice, the older brother wants patiently. The man's dog comes up to the horse and says "man, I saw your story. You almost had the last 2 races but your brother beat you both times. Why didn't he let you win if he knew you were gonna get turned into glue?" The older brother horse says "wow, a talking dog" This is a shortened version of a real joke my rwal dad told me once lol.