Today's featured daily humor:
A genie appeared in front of a woman. "Whatever you want, as many things as you want, just ask," the genie said. A genie appeared in front of a woman. "Whatever you want, as many things as you want, just ask," the genie said. "My husband's eyes should be only on me during all waking hours." The genie said, "And then ..?" "He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me." The genie said, "And then?" "He should never sleep without me by his side." The genie said, "And then? "When he wakes up in the morning, he should only see my face first." The genie said, "And then?" "He should not go anywhere without me." The genie said, "And then?" "If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief." The genie said, "And then?" "That's all!" said the woman. And in a flash, the genie turned the woman into a smartphone.