Today's featured daily humor:
Made this one up last night A Japanese organized crime member was sitting in a hot tub, when a German man joined him. The German was holding something around his beer, which the Japanese man had never seen before. The Japanese man asked the German if he was comfortable, and asked the German what he was drinking out of. The German said "Ja, cozy. Ja, Koozie; Jacuzzi Yakuza."