Today's featured daily humor:
Made a real life Dad-Joke. Need Verdict: I was cleaning inside a boat water tank earlier today, and when my battery light ran out, my genius brought an extension cord and a lamp shade that was on site in. That's when BossMan1 and BossMan2 come to check on my progress. BossMan1: Why have you got a lampshade in there? Me: The chandelier wouldn't fit. BossMan2 found it hilarious. BossMan1 didn't. Verdict?