Today's featured daily humor:
Two second generation Asians newlyweds were trying to have a baby. Kim Wong and his wife,Mary Wong, are trying to have a baby. They go to a fertility doctor and tell him that as they were growing up they both noticed that people of northern European descent got better treatment in America than people of color. Is there anyway they can make their child look more white. The doctor says perhaps they can get a white sperm donor to make the baby look more like a white. This is unacceptable to them. Can't the doctor use the new crisper technology to alter the genes to get what they want. "No", said the doctor. "Two Wongs don't make a white."