Today's featured daily humor:
A painter walks up to a church and offers to paint it. The church manager agrees. Business isn't going well for the painter so he decides to save some money by adding water to thin the paint. He gets a few days in and a massive storm appears out of nowhere with lightning and thunder crashing around him. A booming voice bellows from the clouds, "How dare you steal from my church!"The painter screams out, "Lord, I'm so sorry, what can I do to save myself?" The booming voice responds, "Repaint, repaint, and thin no more!"