Why can't candles sleep?... death excrement halloween seeing witch Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why can't candles sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What did the boat say to the ocean in a calm day?... Prev Next article: Snoop Dogg is opening up a Marijuana College...... Next