Today's featured daily humor:
There's a black guy, a white guy, and a blond woman They are all running around a track, and the reporters are wanting to know how they stay cool while running. They ask the black guy, he says I just take off my shirt, that keeps me cool. They ask the white guy, he pulls out a water bottle and says I just take a sip, or dump a little on my head, that keeps me cool. They stop the blond who is running with a car door. They ask her what the hell are you doing? She replies, if I get hot, I roll down the window!