Today's featured daily humor:
My gf blessed me with this gem this morning I got a new phone that actually has the fingerprint reader on the side. Unusual, but pretty cool. I got my right thumb set up and said that I wasn't sure it was worth it adding any more fingers with where the reader is placed, but decided to add my right pointer finger just in case. She says "Yea it's always a good idea to have 2fa. You know, two finger authentication"