Today's featured daily humor:
After a horrible accident a young man loses his eye and has a wood eye implanted in its place. Lonely and bored, his friends take him to a nightclub and suggest he finds a girl. He replies "no girl will want to be with a guy with a wood eye." One of his friends sees a girl with a very large nose and suggests he ask her to dance since she's probably a bit self conscious herself. The guy goes up to her and says "care to dance?" She enthusiastically yells "would I". He yells back "big nose!"