Today's featured daily humor:
I was bicycling downtown When a couple stopped me and asked me to take their picture. We were outside this old church with pretty windows and statues I replied "sure, let me find a place to park my bike" The couple responded "why don't you lean it against that statue?" I looked over at the statue. It was a statue of Jesus with his arms extended. "I can't" I replied. "It would be against my religion"