Today's featured daily humor:
Reverse engineered a Dad joke today. I'm not sure if it's actually a 'Dad' joke, but here's how it went down. My 7 year old son got a haircut today, his first fade, which he's been wanting for ages. Our conversation when he got back went as follows: Me: nice haircut Him: thanks (rubs the back of his head) Me: aaaand, you can't stop rubbing it Him: Yeah, I don't know why Me: Do you know the rest of them? Him (confusedly): Rest of what? Me: the alphabet? Him (even more confused): what do you mean? Me: You said you don't know Y Him (thumps couch): Arrrrghh, I hate you.