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  • I was in France last week and they......

  • I was in the new zoo yesterday....

  • I was kicked out of the library for throwing a fit after they refused to show me and my kids tiny trout and tiny bass....

  • I was looking for a job at a chicken butcher company....

  • I was made to walk the plank as a child....

  • I was out fishing with Dean Martin when I caught a giant eel....

  • I was out for a ramble and saw a sign on a pasture fence....

  • I was out hiking yesterday when all of a sudden a large pack of what looked like large, wild dogs came stampeding out of the forest and knocked me down and trampled me....

  • I was out in the forrest and saw......

  • I was outside with my parrot when this lady looked in our direction and asked, 'is he friendly'?...

  • I was playing poker against a fitted sheet, and it kept yelling "I quit!...

  • I was playing throwball in the yard with my son and our husky....

  • I was practicing my aim and hit the bullseye....

  • I was really mad when they locked me in a room with nothing but the remnants of a dead chicken, but I got out....

  • I was riding a donkey across the desert when some bandits jumped me and left me walking penniless and barefoot to town....

  • I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep....

  • I was sad when I told my friend that a member of my family had been killed by an owl....

  • I was served a starter, main course and dessert by a pony wearing bondage gear....

  • I was serving brunch and a group of cows asked if I could make a Prosecco and milk cocktail....

  • I was showing my youngest how to pick up dog poop....

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