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  • I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale?...

  • I came back from my hols with a new girlfriend....

  • I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it....

  • I can't draw firewood in my rendering program....

  • I can't stop building toy houses......

  • I caught one of my art students eating all the red clay....

  • I competed in decorative macrame knots......

  • I could do a joke about rhyming, but....

  • I couldn't find the Harlequin Romances section at the library....

  • I couldn't solve the Rubik's Cube, why?...

  • I couldn't write an ending to my comic book, no matter how hard I tried to think of one....

  • I created an Excel file with a bar graph, line graph, flow chart, pie chart, histogram, frequency table and scatter plot....

  • I created my new home out of ice chests and you know what....

  • I did a theatrical performance on puns....

  • I didn't expect to see Malmsteen playing in Spain....

  • I didn't notice the mime at the gun range....

  • I do all my addition in my head,......

  • I don't believe in magic......

  • I don't capture knights when I play chess....

  • I don't charge much for the photos I take, although if one wants to change poses frequently then I might charge 120$....

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