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  • The other day when my wife asked me to give her lipstick, I gave her a glue stick by mistake....

  • The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick....

  • The plumbing apprentice could not figure out how to make all the water drain....

  • The shape that your mouth makes when you say the word "poop" is that same that your anus makes....

  • The sign in the washroom said "Employees must......

  • The thing about getting old ....

  • The wife asked for a bathroom fan so I got her one....

  • The wife purchased black toilet roll to match our bathroom decoration....

  • There is talk within the NCAA Football Conferences about pitting the two worst teams against each other in a match sponsored by Drano....

  • There were 3 men talking about their morning......

  • There's not enough light in the cabinet under my sink....

  • There's something about "Do not Touch" signs that make me really uncomfortable....

  • There's this guy who used to be famous......

  • They say your pupils dilate when you see someone attractive....

  • This one really happened and takes some setup, but the ending is crap, I promise....

  • Thought of this one in the shower 10 minutes ago:...

  • TIL Muhammad Ali never bothered to use deodorant....

  • To whoever stole my shower:...

  • Today my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach....

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