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  • When I die, I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did....

  • When I die, I want to be accelerated to close to light speed....

  • When I die, I want to die in my sleep, just like my grandfather....

  • When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa....

  • When I die, I want to pass like......

  • When i drink Alcohol, everyone says im...

  • When I found the elevation map I was looking for....

  • When I gave my Dad his 50th birthday card, he gazed at me with tears in his eyes and whispered:...

  • When I go hiking I listen to music......

  • When I got married I threw a pan......

  • When I got my hair cut, I didn't like it at first....

  • When I graduate from med school and become a heart surgeon, i plan on sewing a little piece of felt into each heart i operate on....

  • When I grow up, I really want to become a mirror salesman....

  • When I heard that the 2024 USA track and field team was abandoning the selection process for their athletes and would instead send everyone who wanted to compete, I was filled with patriotic pride....

  • When I hopped on the treadmill at the gym everyone started looking at me funny....

  • When I hopped on the treadmill at the gym everyone started to look at me funny....

  • When I look into a broken funhouse mirror....

  • When I look into a broken mirror....

  • When I moved into my igloo my friends threw me a housewarming party....

  • When I saw my morning poo today......

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