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  • When kids grow out of dad jokes,......

  • When life gives you melons......

  • When Michael Jackson died he had one question......

  • When my biology professor had the audacity to accuse me of stealing the spine off of the research skeleton in our lecture hall....

  • When my daughter and I arrived at the wedding ceremony, the bride came over and asked why my daughter had two speakers attached to her head....

  • When my daughter handed me a baby cat I was in shock....

  • When my doctor told me I had bi-polor......

  • When my eyes hurt ....

  • When my flight to Hawaii was late, they tried to make up for it by handing out those flower necklaces....

  • When my friend's wife was in labor, he would tell jokes to keep her mind off the pain, but this didn't amuse her much....

  • When my kleptomania starts to get out of hand....

  • When my son told me that rulers were obsolete, I almost lost my cool....

  • When my Son was being mean to my......

  • When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word....

  • When my wife is sad I let her color in my tattoos....

  • When my wife suggested we have more anal in our marriage, I was excited;...

  • When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused....

  • When my wife was recovering from her brain injury the doctor told me, "I'm afraid she may not be able to spell now"....

  • When my wife yelled at me the other day, I thought she was just joking around....

  • When people in hell get angry with...

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