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  • My girlfriend told me that if i make......

  • My grandma asked me "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?...

  • My guitar and I are not on speaking terms....

  • My half brother and I....

  • My heater and stove have been acting up for months and I smell a leak, but every time the gas company comes to look they say nothing is wrong....

  • My housekeeper has been stealing from me but I can't seem to catch her in the act....

  • My husband left me because of my gambling addiction....

  • My job is hard....

  • My kid accidentally fell asleep yesterday on a bunch of jigsaw tiles....

  • My kids always have trouble putting Lego Minifigures together....

  • My kids and I like to play catch with a clock....

  • My kids figured out how to start using my dad jokes on me....

  • My kids just told me that I own every board game except one....

  • My kids keep wanting to upgrade to the latest video game system JUST so they can play the latest and greatest Football video game....

  • My kids missed me today....

  • My landlady threatened to evict the tenant with......

  • My landlord said that he will be evicting the tenant with the worst posture....

  • My least favorite letter is O....

  • My local gun club was thinking about building a blast proof wall so we can set off grenades and other explosives....

  • My mom has one of those Google Nest mini things but it doesn't work right....

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