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  • When I asked for 100 bees, the shopkeeper gave me 101....

  • When I asked the contractor building my home about constructing the driveway he said they may do asphalt, or maybe gravel, or perhaps even pavers....

  • When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours....

  • When i drink Alcohol, everyone says im...

  • When I first met my girlfriend....

  • When I go hiking I listen to music......

  • When I go hiking I usually listen to Eminem, Peanuts and the Cranberries....

  • When I heard that the 2024 USA track and field team was abandoning the selection process for their athletes and would instead send everyone who wanted to compete, I was filled with patriotic pride....

  • When I see my Spanish friend, always tell......

  • When I tell people I got a vasectomy, they ask me if I notice any difference in my body....

  • When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive....

  • When I was a child, my family took a road trip to see some famous civil war cites in Virginia....

  • When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be a mad scientist....

  • When I was a kid, my dad told me I could be anyone I wanted to be....

  • When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be....

  • When I was a kid, my parents made me carry soda cans in my backpack all the time....

  • When I was a kid, the Backstreet Boys......

  • When I was crossing the border into Canada, the customs guy asked if I had any firearms with me....

  • When I was in highschool my bike got smashed up....

  • When I was younger I played the drums, but quit after a short time....

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