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  • When I was younger, I remember my uncle asking my dad:...

  • When it's a choice between the boll and the vine, always choose the vine....

  • When Jerry Garcia died and went to heaven, he complained that his bed wasn't cozy enough, not enough musicians to jam with, not allowed to play rock and roll....

  • When making plans to go out for dinner with my mom....

  • When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave....

  • When my dad came out as non-binary he said he wanted to be as honest and clear about it as he could be....

  • When my dad shops he makes an explicit point to stay away from the left side of the store....

  • When my Daughter came home from school she asked me "shall I tell you what I did in English today?...

  • When my friend said updog to me I asked him what was updog?...

  • When my kids said....

  • When my son told me that rulers were obsolete, I almost lost my cool....

  • When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word....

  • When my wife suggested we have more anal in our marriage, I was excited;...

  • When my wife yelled at me the other day, I thought she was just joking around....

  • When north and south holland were uniting, they......

  • When people tell me I'm crazy....

  • When she heard I'd lost my job, my......

  • When someone asks me what I do for......

  • When someone asks what I did over the......

  • When someone tells me they are going to take a piss or sh!...

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