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  • "My girlfriend told me I ruined her...

  • "My good friend, when is your birthday?...

  • "Sir," said the timid employee to his boss, "my wife says I'm to ask you for a raise....

  • "Sire, the foreign dignitaries have brought gifts - an angry Oak, a grumpy Conifer and a tasteless Yew....

  • "Stop being a closed book....

  • "Tell me about life in the eighties," said my son....

  • "What are these pennies doing in my soup?...

  • "What we girls think, after the first...

  • "What's wrong, Bubba?...

  • "Would you be able to pick out the man from this line of suspects?...

  • "You can't cut me down," the tree said to the lumberjack....

  • "You look like a standup comedian!...

  • "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife....

  • (In an alternate universe made of anti-matter)......

  • (OC) Did you hear about the marine biologist who cured the sick dolphin's problems by standing on top of it?...

  • (One my coworker dropped on me today)......

  • (Real) My wife just tried puff pastry......

  • (Soon to be parents couple) Wife:...

  • (True story) In a bookstore, my friend asked if I ever read Dune....

  • [Breaking News] US Coast Guard says 'presumed human remains' have been found in wreckage of foot-long meatball sub recovered from 12,500ft below the Atlantic....

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