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  • To whoever stole my giant wall clock:...

  • To whoever stole my identity:...

  • To whoever stole my magazines:...

  • Today I got a letter of rejection from origami college....

  • Today I learned that because Gandhi walked everywhere barefoot he had thick, tough foot soles, and he chewed on a type of tree bark that gave him bad breath and made him very frail and sickly....

  • Today is my 2 year old niece's day......

  • Today my wife asked me why there were holes in my pants....

  • Today on an astrophotography page someone posted an average photo of Orion's Belt....

  • Today, a man was found guilty of...

  • Today, during a session my patient said, "I'm not sure what to talk about....

  • Told my car mechanic, that I hear a low hiss coming from the front wheel and I may have gotten a flat....

  • Told my dad I don't feel well....

  • Took the fam to the zoo today and my daughter (a HS senior) wanted an expensive axolotl plush....

  • Took the family to the zoo today....

  • True story:...

  • Trump and Obama were chatting at the coffeeshop....

  • Turned on my computer and got an...

  • Turns out the coats I bought my family......

  • Two Arctic fishermen sitting in a kayak were freezing with cold, so they lit a fire in their boat, which then sank....

  • Two artists competed in an art contest....

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