Daddyjokes.ca Daddyjokes.ca
  • Main
  • About
  • Tags
  • Disclaimer
  • Random Joke
  • BuyMeACoffee
  • I almost made it to 100,000 miles in my Volkswagen....

  • I almost never laugh at airplane jokes......

  • I always forget that one song by Naked......

  • I always keep a ruler under my pillow....

  • I always say 'Mucho' around my Spanish...

  • I always say go big or go home......

  • I always wanted the number plate on my car to be personalised....

  • I always wanted to join the Navy when i was younger....

  • i am currently in the hospital and i thought "Are these corridors too long?...

  • I am looking for a good mummy and......

  • I asked the waiter if I could get......

  • I auditioned for the role of Houdini in......

  • I bought a book for my cocaine snorting friend:...

  • I brought a copy of the API protest summary to summer school for my teacher to read, but she was out sick....

  • I burned 2000 calories today....

  • I call my son "My Little Neutron Star"......

  • I called the suicide hotline......

  • I can barely remember my last trip to the eye doctor....

  • I can only ever remember 25 letters of......

  • I can show you how often I've been to Chernobyl using only one hand....

Page 10 of 49

  • Start
  • Prev
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • Next
  • End