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  • My doc told me to take a deep breath....

  • My doc:...

  • My doctor advised me to cut down on my sodium intake....

  • My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation....

  • My doctor diagnosed me with Carousel Flu......

  • My doctor found out I've been losing weight by eating toys with strings....

  • My doctor gave me meds to help me avoid misinterpretations....

  • My doctor had a Cologuard test sent to me and the return address is Madison....

  • My doctor handed me a prescription for Viagra and I asked him, "what's this for?...

  • My doctor is pretty funny......

  • My doctor looked distraught while looking at my lab results, so I asked him, "What is it?...

  • My doctor looked over the blood test results and said, "dear god, you have reversed DNA!...

  • My doctor put me on a strict diet......

  • My doctor recommended that I start smoking....

  • My doctor said he will get me on......

  • My doctor said I didn't have a behind......

  • My doctor said I had the lowest magnesium......

  • My doctor said I only had 5 to live....

  • My doctor said I'm not getting enough REM sleep....

  • My doctor said that for my newly diagnosed condition he is putting me on this new medication that requires taking 2 of these huge uncoated capsules 3 times a day for the rest of my life....

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