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  • My grandfather was always terrible until I had......

  • My grandma took up jogging 5 miles...

  • My guitar and I are not on speaking terms....

  • My guitar wasn't working right so I showed......

  • My house was making so many weird noises I ended up taking it to court....

  • My Hungarian friend really hates bugs......

  • My IQ test results came back....

  • My Jewish cousin started a coffee shop and he gave it a unique name....

  • My kid accidentally fell asleep yesterday on a bunch of jigsaw tiles....

  • My kid gave me a "traffic ticket" today......

  • My kids asked for a salt lamp....

  • My kids eat so many apples......

  • My kids got their good looks from me....

  • My kids like to eat snacks they find on the floor....

  • My kids started experiencing mental breakdowns after I told them a series of my latest dad jokes....

  • My kids were picking out just the green ones from a mixed olive jar....

  • My kids were surprised to find out that my favorite song was actually Pretty Fly....

  • My landlady threatened to evict the tenant with......

  • My landscaper was running late, he was supposed to aerate the lawn this morning....

  • My late cousin became famous after people saw videos of him choking on Arabic chickpea dip....

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